|you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest||police officer:|
|whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:||me:|
|haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook||police officer:|
THIS IS IMPORTANT SO PLEASE LISTEN
If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.
Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are preventing me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.
If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
so it’s 6 am here and I heard the blinds from the next window rattling. I didn’t think much of it until I heard something bump into my window; so I turned around, and
and another thing:
I live on the second floor.
LET HIM IN FOR THE LOVE OF PIZZA